1. negging is sooo 2008. women are way too smart to fall for that shizzy nonsense anymore. We’ve evolved. we just don’t have the time. and some of us even like ourselves.

2. sincerity is the new irony. i mean it.

5. Eating bread is not gonna kill you. NO! NOT at ALL… it’s just gonna make youreally FAT.

6. JK JK! It’s totally OK to eat bread from time to time. Just don’t eat anentire pizza by yourself, even if it is vegan pizza night at m cafe! Unless youJUST ran into TWO of your ex boyfriends on the same day and you’re feeling especially emo/fragile/and shaken by it all and ‘love’ in general; Wondering where it all went wrong, how ephemeral love can be, who the REAL/NEXT love of your life is gonna be and ultimately who you’re gonna end up with/who’s right for you. With questions like ‘Where is he?’ ‘Who is he?’ and ‘Have I met him yet?’ flying through your mind. PS: I am not talking about myself. Except I am. Shhhhhhh. 

10. in spite of it ALL, people still fall in love. phew. 

(Source: imboycrazy.com)